An old friend from high school recently found me on Myspace. In the process of getting reacquainted, she informed me that I was the only person who ever dumped her. Sadly, I hadn’t even remembered dating her. Apparently this was 9th grade. But she wrote:

“Ya we “went out,” aka talked on the phone and at school in 9th grade. I think we were in CPES class together. 

I love this story. SO FUNNY.

We were talking on the phone. I said something about how I thought Michael J. Fox was SOOO cute. You asked me if I thought you were cuter than him. I said yes. The next day you broke up with me because you said you can’t be with someone who wasn’t honest…because I said you were cuter and that’s obviously not true so it’s over. HA HA! 

I still voted for you when you ran for office.

How funny is that?”

Really, really funny. I’m a loser. The sad thing is that sounds exactly like me. Awesome.

CPES = Comparative Political and Economic Systems. Most people call that Social Science.

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